The Hunchback of Notre Dame and his lady have a little fun at the nuclear blast site. And look, they're artsy!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Love in the ruins.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame and his lady have a little fun at the nuclear blast site. And look, they're artsy!
A friend once described it as "a dog going in the cat door."
I am looking for a good looking Man for a One Time Play...he must have atleast a 9 to 11 inch cock and BE VERY VERY respectful...NO BACK AND FORTH eMAILS.....it's just a " HIT & Quit". I am 4' 11" 119lbs nice tits...
She's 4'11" and she wants an 11" cock? Won't that go up to, like, her ribcage?
She's 4'11" and she wants an 11" cock? Won't that go up to, like, her ribcage?
Chicks dig blurry hairy things.
I AM VERY HARD AD HUNG FOR A BBW TONIGHT.I REALLY WANT TO MAKE LUV TO A BBW TONIGHT.I AM TALL 7 INCHES LONG ATTTRACTIVE AND FIT.
In a way, there's nothing extraordinary about this gentleman. He can't spell, he seems to imply he's 7 inches tall, and he's capslocked. And really, there's nothing extraordinary about his picture either.
Cock!
Except the idea that anyone, anywhere, could think a woman would be turned on by that.
"OH GOD YEAH THAT IS DEFINITELY A PENIS. OH BABY."
In a way, there's nothing extraordinary about this gentleman. He can't spell, he seems to imply he's 7 inches tall, and he's capslocked. And really, there's nothing extraordinary about his picture either.
Cock!
Except the idea that anyone, anywhere, could think a woman would be turned on by that.
"OH GOD YEAH THAT IS DEFINITELY A PENIS. OH BABY."
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Subtle warning sign.
The text:
I just moved to Seattle this past summer. I'm currently working full-time as a freelance copywriter. I love having coffee at Trabants coffee house at 22th and reading my favorite Dante Alighieri book. I'm a junior at UW majoring in Geophysical Engineering.
I've lived about a million lives by now, and I've barely made it past the quarter century mark. What it amounts to, basically, is this: I am a dancing queen that mixes an awesome bloody mary (I sometimes bartend at trinity on yester way), can hang in corporate, but would rather be on a beach or stage, and LOVE sports especially soccer.
I have a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Roxy that I absolutely adore so it's absolutely essential that you like dogs. I honestly don't know what else to write.Oh, I'm really into home brewing, paintball, and wine tasting. As far as music goes, I'm really into drum n bass and jazz.
When you email me, send me a picture and an idea for a first date or whatever. Something really corny like a picnic date at green lake park would earn you some brownie points! haha
The title:
Free lap dances!
I just moved to Seattle this past summer. I'm currently working full-time as a freelance copywriter. I love having coffee at Trabants coffee house at 22th and reading my favorite Dante Alighieri book. I'm a junior at UW majoring in Geophysical Engineering.
I've lived about a million lives by now, and I've barely made it past the quarter century mark. What it amounts to, basically, is this: I am a dancing queen that mixes an awesome bloody mary (I sometimes bartend at trinity on yester way), can hang in corporate, but would rather be on a beach or stage, and LOVE sports especially soccer.
I have a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Roxy that I absolutely adore so it's absolutely essential that you like dogs. I honestly don't know what else to write.Oh, I'm really into home brewing, paintball, and wine tasting. As far as music goes, I'm really into drum n bass and jazz.
When you email me, send me a picture and an idea for a first date or whatever. Something really corny like a picnic date at green lake park would earn you some brownie points! haha
The title:
Free lap dances!
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Seattle, 11/15/09.
I am seeking a mildly mannered BBW to meet for Coffee Today.Maybe if we click over a cup of Coffee we can go back to my house or yours and take cares of both or needs Today.I own a house and the pellet stove and candles are going strong
Aw dang, I'm a severely mannered BBW. And that sounds like a real swanky pad... with no electricity. "If you want some music to get you in the mood, I'll give the radio a few cranks!"
I would like to meet a girl, who is still a virgin, to lose our virginity together, and also I would like too see where it goes, friends?
That's very sweet. But you're looking for a virgin on craigslist?
fun in yelm?
No. There is no fun in Yelm. Ever.
Cum N' Go
Sure, their hot dogs are cheaper than at the AM/PM, but you'll regret it.
Perfectly matched flesh-tone underwear? A tiny, off-center vagina? An intermediate stage in a surgical process? A Cabbage Patch Doll?
Oh God I don't know what I'm looking at here.
Aw dang, I'm a severely mannered BBW. And that sounds like a real swanky pad... with no electricity. "If you want some music to get you in the mood, I'll give the radio a few cranks!"
I would like to meet a girl, who is still a virgin, to lose our virginity together, and also I would like too see where it goes, friends?
That's very sweet. But you're looking for a virgin on craigslist?
fun in yelm?
No. There is no fun in Yelm. Ever.
Cum N' Go
Sure, their hot dogs are cheaper than at the AM/PM, but you'll regret it.
Perfectly matched flesh-tone underwear? A tiny, off-center vagina? An intermediate stage in a surgical process? A Cabbage Patch Doll?
Oh God I don't know what I'm looking at here.
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